Creative Writing - Hot Dawg!

A SHAME FOR FAME

Megan Egerton, Broadway hero, plays the giant hot dog and is not proud of it.

Around The World For $2

Canadian lady goes around the world letting people Squirt her with ketchup for cancer research

Put your buns up

In this picture it shows a FBI's most wanted criminal finally  surrende  after being chased all afternoon because   of  hot  dog stealing related crimes.

Crack! Crack! Crack!    

   This is Mona Mozilla after getting egged           by local chefs.

A DAY FOR DRESSING

A GANG OF 3 HUNDRED KIDS GOT SO SICK OF THEIR PRINCIPAL THAT THEY  HUMILIATED THEIR PRINCIPAL BY SQUIRTING HER WITH KETCHUP INFRONT OF THE O.C.D.S.B. THEIR WERe NO SURVIVORS!!

It's a bird! It's a plane!

It's a...Hot dog?

The hot dog shown fell from the sky yesterday and escaped with minor injuries.

Gaga For Hot Dogs

Lady Gaga dressed up as a hot dog, and for $1.00 she would let anyone squirt her with ketchup for 50 seconds!

Has she gone mad? Lost a bet? Find out more @ www.ladygaga/hotdogs.ca       

Harry The Dancing Hot Dog

A new show starring a Hot Dog will be premiering at 1:30pm on TVO Kids.

Lights,

 Camera,

 Action!

In this picture you see the famous Miranda Gifford on the set for her new movie

'Hot Dog'

  Don't go bathe in tomato sauce.....

you'll smell the same

 More than forty parents, teachers and principals called police complaining about “getting drenched in buckets of ketchup” by local teenagers. If you're next to get hot dog-ed please call authorities.

Hot Dog Abuse

 Here is Sally Mayer, Oscar Meyer's daughter, after being sprayed with ketchup by her abusive father. Oscar was later charged with child abuse.

Parents dont

                 like hot dogs

          when Megan decides to wear a hot dog costume to her parents party thayre not to happy

Stylish Or Just Weird?

The  popular teen store called garage, creates a new article of clothing called the    ''hot-dog''.

Buyers don't know how they feel.

FOOD FIEND

  Molly Goodman dresses up as a hot dog to   promote a small company called Henry's  Hotdogs. Henry promises her free hotdogs for 3  years! Read on to see what happens to Henry...

Locked... loaded... squirt!!!

Megan is a lady in a hotdog costume advertising food for a hotdog stand. At around 3:00 she is attacked by teens wielding bottles of ketchup.

Man-Kind Has Welcomed New Gender

Recently found, thought to be woman but actually a newly discovered gender called Hot Dog! If you think you're this gender doctors would like to observe you as soon as possible!

Munch!

After being sprayed by ketchup at a birthday party, a group

of kinders passing by attempted to eat her.

Hot dogs

        are not good for you

1.                       Megan a principal of local school celebrates the last day of no hot dog month as she dresses as a hot dog and gets sprayed with ketchup by students and teachers at the school 

Rare Sausagemosis Case Discovered

Sausagemosis is a rare sickness which causes the human body

to morph into a sausage, this is a rare disease & a new case has just been discovered.

               Science experiment gone wrong

While testing the cure for cancer

she turned into a hot dog.

 

Squirt or treat

       

        A woman dressed as a hot dog for Halloween gets squirted with ketchup by teenagers.  

Wanted Wiener!     

Criminal Helen Hot Dog pulling pranks at Churchill Alternative!